For a Penny, You Could Buy This

I was wanting to a write little post about what you could buy for a penny these days. I only found three items on Amazon, but the second one made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Buy it, I dare you.

List Price: $15.20
Price: $12.67
Sale: $0.01 + $3.79 shipping
You Save: $15.19 (100%)
Yazilind Handmade Ethnic Turquoise Beads with Tibetan Silver 

Price: $2.59
Sale: $0.01 + $3.98 shipping
You Save: $2.58 (100%)
Sexy Women Babydoll Dress Underwear

List Price: $59.99
Price: $0.01 + $6.94 shipping
You Save: $59.98 (100%)
Princess Cut Sapphire Pendant Set in 925 Sterling Silver